You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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