8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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