More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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