went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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