you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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