when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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