Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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