...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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