we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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