is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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