walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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