the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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