What should our trivia night team be named?
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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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