Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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