Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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