TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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