I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
