I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We need to get me chipped asap
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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