Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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