have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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