and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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