I'm going to jail i love you
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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