I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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