Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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