I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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