OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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