GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
