He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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