i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
