i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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