I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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