I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She announced her abortion via fbk
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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