I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
not ubering you a puppy
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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