Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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