Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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