Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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