please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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