Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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