Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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