There is no way he is gay with that hair.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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