I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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