don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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