Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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