i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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