porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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