I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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