I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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