anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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