can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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