It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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