Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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