He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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