So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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